Sunday, June 13, 2010

Don't Listen to This


It's just unAmerican. What being a Douchebag Patriot means is that you believe in lots of
moronic shit and tantum for it like ten month old that wants a sugar teet. A true Douchebag demands
that the deficit be cut even as tax revenue goes down due to tax cuts, and entitlements and the
military continue to grow. Douche out.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Iowa Douchebags to Protest Farm Subsidies

Hate welfare queens? Well, the midwest is full of welfare kings and queens that rake in millions every year. Those millions are called "farm subsidies."