Two Faux News Talking Heads at War Over Palin

http://douchebagpatriots.blogspot.com/2011/09/perry-on-immigration-whats-douchebag-to.html

This is a fun one to watch. Clearly the Republicans would love to make Sarah Palin go away, but, gosh darn it, they still need the moron vote. What's a douchebag to do? Without the low information voter, they are sunk, but with the low information voter, they could end up with a farce like Palin being nominated.

Perry on Immigration? What's a Douchebag to Do?

So, you're a douchebag, which means that business can do no wrong and obviously no laws should ever put any limit on what business does. You also, obviously, don't like illegal immigrants. How, then, do you get around the fact that Houston builder Bob Perry, among other big money donors want to keep the flow of cheap labor coming and oppose all efforts to end illegal immigration? Poor douchebags. Life is hard when you have no sense of irony.

Douchebags Unite: Obama Wants Yachts for Unemployed

Now Democrats want to extend benefits for the unemployed slackers that can't get it together enough to be billionaires. Throw a tantrum in your area letting the unemployed know we're onto them. They just want to yacht and dine in five star restaurants, which is why they remain steadfastly against getting jobs. Time to end this crap.