Dumb- Douchebaggers R against big words, fancy ideas, education, thinking and stuff.
Oblivious- Reality is overrated. We believe all kinds of shit just for the hell of it.
Unhinged- The Douchebag party stands for freaking out.
Caterwauling- As well as screaming, howling, bawling, ranting and craziness.
Hateful- We hate too many people and groups to count, and we use vile rhetoric to smear them.
Easy- Only elitists believe in anything you can't fit on a bumpersticker. All ideas should be as easy as this manifesto. Elitists rite long complicated stuff to confuse you and make ur head hurt. Our ideas are simple and make you feel smug and superior while reveling in your ignorance.
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