Tuesday, April 27, 2010

People Jesus Hates



Douchebag Patriots hate several groups of people. Every single group Douchebags hate is named in the Bible, by Jesus as people we are obligated to hate. The following is a list of people we are instructed by Jesus to hate. Even somewhat liking anyone who can be categorized as one of these people is morally wrong.

1. Gay people. "Thou shalt hate homosexuals and curse them and cast stones upon them as if you yourself have no sins." John 8:7.

2. Illegal immigrants. "This is my commandment. As I have hated the foreigners who came without invitation, you shall also hate them." John 13:34-35.

3. Socialists. "Thou shalt not share any wealth with anyone, rather store up all the treasure you can on earth since only a rich man can get into heaven." Matthew 19:23-24.

4. Evolutionists. "Hate you the man who will say that species evolved by means of natural selection." Luke 67:1.



4 comments:

  1. i have checked all of the locations of the quotes, and i have not seen any proof. Next time, actually read the bible.

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  2. This is very clever. Thanks for a good laugh, I was really needing a good laugh. Keep up the good work.

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