Polls: Americans Hate Douchebags

Bad news Douchebag party. Rasmussen, the polling outfit that specializes in the key demographics you draw from (old, white, "conservative") is showing that only 8% of respondees will actually cop to being among your numbers and only 30% of likely voters have a favorable opinion of your foul, illiterate crap. So, like, last week it was all "we're coming for you with the worst tantrum ever." You may find yourselves throwing a much smaller tantrum that you originally anticipated, dear Douchebaggers. But don't let that stop you. Come unhinged and show people what you're really made of. That way lies irrelevancy.